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Man Sells a Precious Body Part to Buy a Nissan 370Z
Well, this is awkward. Nova 96.9, a radio station from the land Down Under (no pun intended), recently reported a man sold his left testicle to fund the purchase of a Nissan 370Z.
No, I’m not lying. Yes, this is real. And likely, nobody has wanted a 370Z more than this poor sap.
You can come up with your own puns about this unusual vehicle financing move. He put his balls on the line for the car, he’s a Nissan nut, etc.
The guy in question, Mark Parisi, apparently always dreamed of owning a Nissan 370Z. He lusted after one so much, he realized selling a testicle would generate $35,000 cash, just enough to get his Z.
“It’s a serious car for serious drivers,” Parisi said. To which, plenty of people could say, “no ****!” The kind of serious he’s talking about probably isn’t the same kind of serious everyone else is thinking of, but I doubt he gets that.
So, if you have a dream car, consider selling a kidney, spleen, or maybe one of your testicles (sorry, ladies). Apparently, it beats working hard and saving up.
Steven has been writing about cars and other transportation issues worldwide for over ten years. His love for cars started long before he can remember, with Corvettes and 911s being his first car-crushes. Since then, he has owned many types of vehicles and has come to appreciate a wide variety of models, the diverse car culture groups, and the automotive industry in general.
